riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

(Source: cismouse, via doyourdirtywork)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via doyourdirtywork)

misjudging:

are you ever unable to listen to a certain song or artist because there’s a lot of memories attached to it and if you do all the memories will come back and you’ll be really sad

(via messed-up-mindd)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via sleeping-paradox)